Don’t Waste Our Time or Yours Scheduling a Strategy Call if You’re Not Ready to Get to Work

Welcome to the tough love section of the internet. You clicked this article because something in the title spoke to you, or maybe it yelled at you like your dog does when you open a bag of chips. Either way, you’re here, and we’re going to have an honest talk about scheduling your dog training strategy call with Alaska Dog Works.

Spoiler alert: This isn’t your average “here’s what to expect” fluffy blog post. No, this is your wake-up call, sprinkled with sarcasm, truth bombs, and a few jabs at your excuses (yes, the ones you’ve already rehearsed). Because if you’re going to schedule a call with us, we need you ready to work, not fishing for freebies, stalling for time, or practicing your “let me talk to my spouse” script.

First Things First: Why We Even Have Strategy Calls

At Alaska Dog Works, we’re not in the business of guessing games. You don’t wander into a restaurant, sit down, and ask the waiter to “surprise you” without glancing at the menu first. You check the prices, decide what you want, and then place your order. Our strategy call is the same thing.

By the time you schedule it, you will have already had the opportunity to explore our programs, membership levels, and pricing. You know whether this is filet mignon or fast food. The call isn’t a place to haggle; it’s where we map out a personalized plan to get you from “Grandma is pinned to the wall by my Labrador” to “Grandma actually wants to visit again.”

Fishing for Prices? Don’t Bother

If you book a call to say, “So… what’s the price?” Congratulations, you’ve already failed the first test. You saw the prices before you made your booking. They’re right there. Transparent, upfront, no gimmicks. If you ignored that part, then maybe you’re not serious about solving your dog problems, and that’s okay. Just don’t waste your time or ours pretending otherwise.

Here’s the truth: we’re not cheap, and that’s the point. You don’t want to settle for cheap when it comes to transforming your life with your dog. You want expertise, results, and a trainer who has seen literally everything. (We’ve been doing this in Alaska for 20+ years. Moose recalls? Check. Dogs that pull harder than a sled team? Double check.)

Your Dog’s Behavior Isn’t Going to Magically Improve in a Week

We get it. You’re busy. Life’s chaotic. Maybe you think waiting another week will make things easier. Except… let’s be honest. Has waiting ever made your dog’s behavior better?

If anything, waiting makes it worse. That’s jumping on Grandma? Next week, it’s not just Grandma, it’s your neighbor, your mailman, and that one delivery guy who already thinks you’re nuts. That’s pulling on the leash? Next week, you’ll be nursing a sprained wrist because your husky spotted a squirrel.

Time is not on your side here. Every day you delay is another day of frustration. The sooner you get to work, the sooner you get results.

“I Need to Talk to My Husband (or Wife).” Really?

Let’s rip off this band-aid. Saying, “I need to talk to my spouse before I decide,” is the oldest excuse in the book. We’re not saying you don’t respect your partner (good for you if you do), but let’s be realistic: you already saw our prices before booking the call. If you didn’t talk to them then, what exactly are you doing now?

Newsflash: dog training is a family decision. That’s why the best time to talk to your spouse is before you schedule the call. Not during it. Not after it. Not while you’re using us as a prop in your “bad cop” routine.

If you really need backup, bring your spouse on the call. Otherwise, admit it’s not the right time and stop wasting both our oxygen.

“But I Want to Get to Know My Trainer First”

Look, we’re flattered. Really, we are. Dog training is kind of like a relationship; you’re trusting us with your dog, your time, and your sanity. But let’s not romanticize it.

Do you “get to know” your dentist before they start poking around in your mouth? Probably not. You didn’t take them out for coffee first, did you? You trusted their training, their reviews, and their track record. Same with us.

We’re professionals. You don’t need to know our favorite color or whether we like pineapple on pizza (we’ll never tell). You need to know that we’ve done this thousands of times, and we can help you fix your dog’s problems, fast.

Cheaper Doesn’t Mean Better

Here’s where we call out the bargain hunters. Sure, you can find someone cheaper. You can also find someone younger, less experienced, or still figuring out the difference between “sit” and “stay.”

But will they fix your dog problems? Or will they just add more to your list? At Alaska Dog Works, we’ve worked with service dogs, therapy dogs, sled dogs, family dogs, and every quirky mix in between. We’ve seen it all. There is nothing your dog is doing that will shock us, and we already know how to fix it.

Cheap training is like cheap brakes on your car. It feels fine until you actually need them. Then you’re paying twice as much to fix the mess.

You Will Drop Five Grand on Hawaii Without Thinking Twice

Let’s put this in perspective. People book a weeklong trip to Hawaii, drop $5,000, and don’t think twice about it. You get a sunburn, some Instagram pictures, and a lingering credit card bill.

Dog training, on the other hand, will change your everyday life. Forever. You’ll have a dog you can walk without embarrassment. A dog you can trust around your family. A dog who actually listens. And the best part? No sunburn.

So, ask yourself: Is peace, freedom, and joy with your dog worth more than a vacation? We think so. And if you don’t, then Hawaii is waiting.

Why Alaska Dog Works Is Different

Here’s where we set the record straight. We’re not just another dog trainer. We’re the premier dog training company in Alaska.

• We offer membership-based programs such as Peak Performance and The Pack, because real change doesn’t happen in one-off lessons. It happens through ongoing coaching, community, and accountability.
• We’ve trained service dogs and therapy dogs for clients with PTSD, autism, mobility needs, and medical alerts. If we can handle those life-changing cases, we can handle your dog pulling on the leash.
• We’ve placed dogs nationally, built programs internationally, and worked in conditions that would make most trainers cry (think blizzards, ferries, and moose encounters).

This isn’t just about “sit” and “stay.” This is about transforming you and your dog into a team.

The Bottom Line: Stop Stalling and Start Doing

So here’s the deal. If you’re thinking about booking a strategy call with Alaska Dog Works, ask yourself:

• Am I serious about solving my dog problems now?
• Have I already looked at the pricing and talked to my spouse if needed?
• Am I ready to do the work (because spoiler: your dog isn’t going to train themselves)?

If the answer is yes, then schedule the call today. Because the longer you wait, the worse the problem gets.

If the answer is no, then don’t. Seriously. Save us both the time. We’ll still be here when you’re ready.

Ready to Change Your Life with Your Dog?

If you’re done making excuses and you’re ready to fix the problems that are driving you crazy, then let’s do this. Schedule your dog training strategy call with Alaska Dog Works today, and let’s build a plan that actually works.

Because at the end of the day, you can keep waiting for things to improve magically, or you can get to work. And we’re here to work.