8 Funny Dog Jokes That Will Have You Rolling

Is it us, or are jokes about dogs a lot funnier than others? We’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest dog jokes we could find, guaranteed to make you chuckle. Enjoy!

  1. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
  2. Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A: a shampoodle!

3. After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

4. Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.

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5. Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid? A: Flea markets!

6. Q: What breed of dog does Dracula have? A: A Bloodhound!

7. “We’re eating 
dinner soon. 
Don’t fill up 
on homework.” 
—Dog mom

8. It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What’d he do?”

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BONUS: Q: Why are dogs like phones? A: Because they have collar IDs.

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